An intro to Essentials Shops, By Daddy_pika [EXPLICIT]

Begin by placing your douchebag asshole sign!


Type in [Trade] 
Dont forget those sneaky bastard brackets!



Enter the amount of money that you will charge the poor motherfuckers for your shit! PUT THE DOLLAR SIGN!



Then on the 3rd line. Put the amount of useless shit, Followed by the name of said useless shit. After that put a colon ( 
And after that, The amount of the useless shit that you want to put in the sign. You must have that shit in your inventory, You can't just name some random shit, and fill up the fucking sign like a filthy cheating asshole!



If you do it right. Itll turn a pleasant motherfucking blue, and put your filthy asshole name at the bottom. (DO NOT PUT IT THERE YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING FUCK!)



If you fuck it up, and many of you will. It will turn a filthy bloody red, spelling out failure and the need to reevaluate your entire goddamn existence! SO IF IT TURNS RED, KILL YOURSELF! (Or begin at step one, See above)

So do we need to put a chest underneath the sign or will the sign itself store the items?

No chests needed!